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who has two thumbs and is offended by everything?
every tumblr userwow not everyone has two thumbs assholeone thousand note post coming through back up
it’s so hard to explain to normal people that i have online friends because they start to judge you after you say “online”
it’s so hard to explain to normal people that i have online friends because they start to judge you after you say “online”
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
EWERGTH EM LOOOK DFGVB
you know what the stupidest award is
perfect attendance
why should you be rewarded for having a superior immune system and never catching a virus okay it’s not exactly my fault that I’m not perfect and I gotta work it
where is my award for not murdering anyone all four years of high school since we’re giving out pointless awards here
shoutout to the kid that whispers the answer to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention
I love everything about language and I love the way it completely shapes our lives whether people realize it or not and I love that you can use words and phrases and syllables to express anything from what the moon looks like tonight to what someone means to you and I love that sometimes hearing a poem or even just a line or a couple of words that make it seem like someone has once felt the way you feel right now can make you feel so much less alone in this world
american schools never teach anything about australian history
australia could be a piece of rock that fell from space and was colonized by magical talking platypuses and i would never know
REMEMBER WHEN “LET THE MAGIC BEGIN”
REMEMBER WHEN “SOMETHING EVIL HAS RETURNED TO HOGWARTS”
REMEMBER WHEN “SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES”
REMEMBER WHEN “EVERYTHING IS ABOUT TO CHANGE”
REMEMBER WHEN “THE REBELLION BEGINS”
REMEMBER WHEN “DARK SECRETS REVEALED”
REMEMBER WHEN “NOWHERE IS SAFE”
REMEMBER WHEN “IT ALL ENDS HERE”
pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:
my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment.
